At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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