do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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