I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
try to milk me bitch
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