omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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