Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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