She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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