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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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