Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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