They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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