that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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