You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
