Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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