The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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