nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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