id be glad to
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
