You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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