i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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