Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
They have beer where we have blood.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Randomize
