ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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