He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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