I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
why is half of my head shaved?
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