he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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