As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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