So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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