So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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