The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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