The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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