ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
lets start a swedish sibling band together
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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