Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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