I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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