He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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