How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
there is glitter all over my balls
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