So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
