just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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