This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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