im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
either way he was missing a nipple.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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