Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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