You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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