Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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