I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
