yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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