i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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