The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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