Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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