Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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