OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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