She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
