You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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