you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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