I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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