Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
